Important Announcement: I was Born this way...
by Kevin M Nelson
As I look around this ever-changing world, I see people just like me, living in silence about who they really are. Society has attempted to make it a shameful act to openly tell you what I am about to tell you, but I can’t live in silence like the rest.
It is important for you to know that I am this way, because no matter what we all may say, deep down there is something screaming inside all of us that must share such relevant details about ourselves with the world around us.
Having just caught glimpse of a Pastor making a similarly startling revelation, I knew that now was my time to set the record straight about who I am. ....I’m Straight.
Yes, I said it. I too am a heterosexual and I can’t spend one more day simply being judged on such things as my “character” or my “integrity” or my “work ethic”.
No, it is long overdue that I receive special attention for who I was born to be- A Straight Man. Baby, I was born this way. This is how the Almighty God made me.
We might all talk about “equality” and being judged on how we treat people, what we accomplish in life, our intellect and innovative ideas, but we all know that what is most important about ourselves, what everyone really needs to know about us, is sexual preference. Declaring to the world what we are attracted to and what we do in the bedroom is so vitally important, we need to make it the focal point of every conversation, every event, every political issue, and every public sound byte. We all need to find some symbol to put on a flag or a sign, call it our own, and have it stand for all the world to see and know- THIS is what defines me as a person.
No more should people run for office on their merits, march in a parade in honor of their military service or to highlight some ancestral heritage that contributed to building a nation of hard-working immigrants, or be recognized for positive things they have contributed to society. The focus must be- sexual urge, preference, and lifestyle.
You may think you are hurting me when you call me things like “breeder” or “woman lover”, but it was people like me who were getting married long before everyone was trying to do it. They didn’t have to systematically erase world history and sacred ancient Biblical texts to redefine true marriage for people like me. So you may think I’m different, but go back a few decades and people like me were considered the normal ones doing things the natural way, the right way, God’s way.
Despite the twisted “new” ways of doing things, I married a woman. That’s right, I’m a husband with a wife. Wait, there’s more. Whether you think it’s gross or weird, I did things in the bedroom that resulted in the births of three, count them- THREE children. I know it might disgust you to know that I took part in sexual intercourse with my wife and naturally produced children, but you need to know that about me, don’t you? I mean, that’s who I am. After all, since it appears that the majority of the homosexual population has decided in the last few decades that sexuality should be a public consideration in defining and labeling people, as if it is an accomplishment or badge of honor to be displayed and discussed before all else- I too want my day in the spotlight as the woman-loving hetero that I am.
I want Congress to pass laws that say that a private business owned by atheist homosexuals must do whatever I pay them to do, even if it involves anti-homosexuality things. Even if it goes against their personal standards. Remember, nothing is private anymore, not even privately owned businesses.
I want Congress to pass laws that say if I am ever victim of a crime, even if it has nothing to do with my sexuality- it is a Straight Crime.
I want schools to immediately start introducing books to children like “Sally only has 1 Dad” that teaches children that it’s normal to have a Mommy and a Daddy.
When the President appoints a straight person to a government post, I want him to be sure to make reference to that person’s sexuality, and all they have overcome by marrying the opposite sex and raising a family.
When a football team drafts a player, I want the whole world to wonder if they did so because the person had recently told everyone what his sexual preference is.
In my opinion it is time the SMSWGGG (Straight Men, Straight Women, & God-Given Gender) Community no longer live in the shadows of the LGBT folks calling the shots.
I hope by making this courageous announcement, other SMSWGGG people will embrace their natural lifestyle.
by Kevin M Nelson
As I look around this ever-changing world, I see people just like me, living in silence about who they really are. Society has attempted to make it a shameful act to openly tell you what I am about to tell you, but I can’t live in silence like the rest.
It is important for you to know that I am this way, because no matter what we all may say, deep down there is something screaming inside all of us that must share such relevant details about ourselves with the world around us.
Having just caught glimpse of a Pastor making a similarly startling revelation, I knew that now was my time to set the record straight about who I am. ....I’m Straight.
Yes, I said it. I too am a heterosexual and I can’t spend one more day simply being judged on such things as my “character” or my “integrity” or my “work ethic”.
No, it is long overdue that I receive special attention for who I was born to be- A Straight Man. Baby, I was born this way. This is how the Almighty God made me.
We might all talk about “equality” and being judged on how we treat people, what we accomplish in life, our intellect and innovative ideas, but we all know that what is most important about ourselves, what everyone really needs to know about us, is sexual preference. Declaring to the world what we are attracted to and what we do in the bedroom is so vitally important, we need to make it the focal point of every conversation, every event, every political issue, and every public sound byte. We all need to find some symbol to put on a flag or a sign, call it our own, and have it stand for all the world to see and know- THIS is what defines me as a person.
No more should people run for office on their merits, march in a parade in honor of their military service or to highlight some ancestral heritage that contributed to building a nation of hard-working immigrants, or be recognized for positive things they have contributed to society. The focus must be- sexual urge, preference, and lifestyle.
You may think you are hurting me when you call me things like “breeder” or “woman lover”, but it was people like me who were getting married long before everyone was trying to do it. They didn’t have to systematically erase world history and sacred ancient Biblical texts to redefine true marriage for people like me. So you may think I’m different, but go back a few decades and people like me were considered the normal ones doing things the natural way, the right way, God’s way.
Despite the twisted “new” ways of doing things, I married a woman. That’s right, I’m a husband with a wife. Wait, there’s more. Whether you think it’s gross or weird, I did things in the bedroom that resulted in the births of three, count them- THREE children. I know it might disgust you to know that I took part in sexual intercourse with my wife and naturally produced children, but you need to know that about me, don’t you? I mean, that’s who I am. After all, since it appears that the majority of the homosexual population has decided in the last few decades that sexuality should be a public consideration in defining and labeling people, as if it is an accomplishment or badge of honor to be displayed and discussed before all else- I too want my day in the spotlight as the woman-loving hetero that I am.
I want Congress to pass laws that say that a private business owned by atheist homosexuals must do whatever I pay them to do, even if it involves anti-homosexuality things. Even if it goes against their personal standards. Remember, nothing is private anymore, not even privately owned businesses.
I want Congress to pass laws that say if I am ever victim of a crime, even if it has nothing to do with my sexuality- it is a Straight Crime.
I want schools to immediately start introducing books to children like “Sally only has 1 Dad” that teaches children that it’s normal to have a Mommy and a Daddy.
When the President appoints a straight person to a government post, I want him to be sure to make reference to that person’s sexuality, and all they have overcome by marrying the opposite sex and raising a family.
When a football team drafts a player, I want the whole world to wonder if they did so because the person had recently told everyone what his sexual preference is.
In my opinion it is time the SMSWGGG (Straight Men, Straight Women, & God-Given Gender) Community no longer live in the shadows of the LGBT folks calling the shots.
I hope by making this courageous announcement, other SMSWGGG people will embrace their natural lifestyle.